Comments on: Retired Superheroine Reports for Duty

By: Xena

Xena — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:10:26 +0000

You fucking crack me up woman! This is the naked messenger I know and love!

By: Organic Mama

Organic Mama — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:25:09 +0000

You’re one batty broad. AND a funny, considerate cat-feeder and recognizer of the undervalued service of checkout laser wielders. You’ve made me laugh and tear up and now, as I much on chocolate-covered almonds from Trader Joes, I am inspired to get back to work.

By: nakedmessenger

nakedmessenger — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:36:22 +0000

I get you. I like you. Like yourself, I have a unique sense of humor. When I am well, it is mostly goofy, and when I’m crawling out of holes it can often be quite dark. Humor is never wasted on me, though. Even if I don’t laugh, I get it and I’m just too stubborn to release myself from my self-pity. Criticism, on the other hand, I don’t take well even when I’m in a good space, and when I’m in a not-so-good space it is much like an invitation to war.

You are damn clever. But that doesn’t surprise me, because I met you through Mrs. Chili and she’s damn clever.

By: twoblueday

twoblueday — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:17:59 +0000

It has occurred to me that you don’t know my sense of humor or bantering ways, and that this is a particularly stressful time for you.

So if you get my kidding, and I haven’t upset you, I’m happy. I usually take my cues for my snappy repartee from what others say, as in this instance.

By: twoblueday

twoblueday — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:25:18 +0000

Oh, yeah, cashiers.

Lately I’ve been putting my items on the conveyor at the groceteria, and when the person behind the thing looks up to say whatever they are ordered to say, such as: “Hello. How the F are you today,” I usually reply: “Hi. I wish to purchase these items.” Very straight face. I think sometimes they consider pushing some little button behind their counter (I guess they have them, bank tellers do) to alert management of a “situation.” They might just yell at the top of their lung, “Hey Rube!”

I just think I’m so damn clever, don’t I? Anyway, I really do say that to them.

By: twoblueday

twoblueday — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:20:12 +0000

“jock itch medication” Whaaaaat? You have “the gentleman’s complaint?”

I musta missed something, but, then, the “nice tits” reassures me I was previously right about your gender.

Oh, by the by, I promoted you to my blogroll.